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My friend Eric and I were on our lunchbreak discussing how uncomfortable a man can become when his balls are sweaty. Most men are painfully aware that their balls are always sweaty... but it doesn't have to be this way, not anymore!
We brainstormed for minutes on a solution before the idea for a belt- driven scrotal shammy crytallized in our heads. As soon as we returned to work Eric began diligently drafting a schematic for the "Scrote Shammy®" a machine that seamlessly integrates into your current pants. You simply place your scrotum into the shammy and flip a switch. The "Scrote Shammy®" does the rest.
The belt-driven shammy helps dry the scrotum while a suction tube draws sweat away from the area to the de-salinization chamber where it is purified and chemically cooled before it is returned via an aerosol spritzing tube. The shammy's climate is monitored by two thermo sensors. One is attached directly to the shammy for fast acting relief, and the other sensor monitors the ambient temperature outside of your pants for a doppler-like forcast of future conditions. Say goodbye to batwings, fumunda cheese, blackbeard's grout, chaffing, swamp taint and fire-folds forever. Behold the "Scrote Shammy®"
Schematic drawn by Eric Gunderson
We brainstormed for minutes on a solution before the idea for a belt- driven scrotal shammy crytallized in our heads. As soon as we returned to work Eric began diligently drafting a schematic for the "Scrote Shammy®" a machine that seamlessly integrates into your current pants. You simply place your scrotum into the shammy and flip a switch. The "Scrote Shammy®" does the rest.
The belt-driven shammy helps dry the scrotum while a suction tube draws sweat away from the area to the de-salinization chamber where it is purified and chemically cooled before it is returned via an aerosol spritzing tube. The shammy's climate is monitored by two thermo sensors. One is attached directly to the shammy for fast acting relief, and the other sensor monitors the ambient temperature outside of your pants for a doppler-like forcast of future conditions. Say goodbye to batwings, fumunda cheese, blackbeard's grout, chaffing, swamp taint and fire-folds forever. Behold the "Scrote Shammy®"
Schematic drawn by Eric Gunderson
posted by Noah at 8:04 PM
3 Comments:
It seems a "Pocket Pet" could easily be incorporated into the 'Shammy' design for sweaty men with more discriminating needs.
You could put a little sipping tube in the reservoir there, so you could have a refreshing drink of water if you feel like it.
That's what I was thinking M. It's like a Stillsuit. For your balls.
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