Wednesday, May 10, 2006

Holy Blood, Holy Shit

I think we may finally have a title to knock Street Fighter: The Movie (the game) off of its high horse.



















FEATURES*

  • Combines a unique blend of adrenaline-pumping stealth, frantic chases and combat, diversely cryptic puzzles, and exciting exploration.
  • Expands upon The Da Vinci Code universe by giving the player new experiences and locations not visited in the book or the film.
  • Explore detailed environments and discover hidden clues in world famous locations such as The Louvre, Westminster Abbey, St. Sulpice and more.
  • Solve mysteries and puzzles that go beyond anything you have seen or read. Elude danger and stay one step ahead of an enemy that will stop at nothing to protect their secret.
  • Players must solve a wide variety of challenging physical and intellectual puzzles that will ultimately lead them to the resting ground of the Holy Grail.
  • The game will appeal to the hard core fans of the book and movie by offering an experience faithful to the movie. In addition, it will also appeal to gamers who have enjoyed the movie but want new challenges.
*I've bolded the best features

7 Comments:

Blogger eli said...

Press 'X' to bone Mary Magdeline.

2:22 PM  
Blogger Ryan S. said...

Finally, a new Tom Hanks game to add to my library. I've been stuck on the boss stage of "Joe Vs The Volcano" for months.

7:45 AM  
Blogger M said...

I've been re-playing Philidelphia. I've had to start over like 50 times because I always get the AIDS and die. Anyone have cheat codes?

9:59 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Shunt is starting to smell pretty stale...

8:59 AM  
Blogger M said...

Make with the Ha-Ha, you shiftless pothead.

4:50 PM  
Blogger M said...

A Haiku:

The Smell of the Shunt
has got to be one of the
lamest blogs ever.

12:17 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Shunt smell lingers
Like farts in a couch cushion
shift, and stench returns

9:11 AM  

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