With friends like these...

Well it turns out my "friends" are dying for me to post to this blog. Not because they are interested in any of my BS, but because they are bored and want desperately to make fun of me. Here you go bros.
It's Cinco De Mayo and I'm drunk. Speaking of Cinco De Mayo, you may have heard that the 'Dog whisperer' Cesar Millan (my girlfriend is crazy about this guy) is being sued. A television producer claims that his labrador was suffocated by a choke collar and forced to run on a treadmill. This producer was called shortly after dropping his dog off and the facility and was informed that his dog had been rushed to a vet. When he arrived at the vet he found his dog "bleeding from his mouth and nose, in an oxygen tent gasping for breath and with severe bruising to his back inner thighs" Apparently in Mexico whispering translates to beating and neglect.